Total Medals Earned: 4,104 (From 696 different games.) Total Medal Score: 73,275 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (40/520 points)
hyper mode first activation
invincible mode first activation
win the first stage
get 25 wind boosts
win all stage with mel
win all stage with rou
win all stage with baron
get 65 crystals
win all stage with griff
win battle mode with score above 550
win any stage without hyper mode
win battle mode with score above 750
untouchable - win any stage without hit
hit 15 enemies when invulnerable mode activated
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/65 points)
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 40/54 (310/480 points)
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
have intelligence of 20
have research of 20
have style of 20
have vocabulary of 20
have wit of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy car
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Sneaky
Clean something!
Solve a puzzle.
Solve a word puzzle.
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 40/40 (495/495 points)
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN