Total Medals Earned: 4,123 (From 697 different games.) Total Medal Score: 73,270 Points
Medals Earned: 9/20 (45/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
well! what it is!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the game
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/270 points)
Collect 150 crystals.
Reach zone 2.
Stomp on two birds in a single jump.
Reach zone 4.
Stomp on 8 birds.
Perform 25 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 45 seconds.
Reach zone 6.
Stomp on 16 birds in a single game.
Unlock and purchase any hat.
Stomp on 45 birds.
Collect 2,000 crystals.
Perform 250 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 2.5 minutes.
Stomp on 125 birds.
Collect 10,000 crystals.
Perform 1000 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 8 minutes.
Bounce on 3 consecutive mushrooms without touching the ground.
Reach zone 3 without picking up any crystals on zone 2 (except on the final ramp).
Fly away into the sunrise.
Reach zone 9.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (45/480 points)
Kill your first interloper
Go boom for the first time
Finish level 1
Snipe the UFO
Use the first powerup
Use the third powerup and go 3D
Use the second powerup
Finish level 10
Reach a score of 100,000
Finish level 20
Max out your lives counter and survive until next round
Destroy all 45 Interlopers with the explosion of the first powerup
Destroy all 45 Interlopers with the second powerup
Finish level 30 on Caos mode
Finish level 30 on Classic mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/295 points)
Serve 25 customers in one level
Serve 8+ customers with the smoothie bomb
Serve 75 customers in one level
Collect 300 gold
Max out all skills
Serve 125 customers in one level
Defeat the Cyclops
Unlock all the heroes
Serve 200 customers in one level
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Get 10 total kills
Complete the mission: Tutorial
Complete the mission: Raids
Get an ally in survival mode
Upgrade a skill in survival mode
Get 10 total melee kills
Survive a wave in survival mode
Get 50 total melee kills
Get 100 total kills
Get 100 total melee kills
Complete the mission: Betrayed
Complete all story missions
Complete the mission: Extraction
Get 1000 total kills
Complete the mission: Stranded
Complete all story missions with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 7/19 (105/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Get invited to the dance party!
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Discover the backstory.
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.